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26 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:18 pm


"Men use love to get sex. Woman use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza"

"When a guy waits for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault. When a girl waits for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault"

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy"

"If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom"

"You know it's cold when you see gang members standing around with their pants pulled up"

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27 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Thu Feb 07, 2013 11:06 pm


"See you later masterbater"

"His whole life has been a fail just like his dad's condom"

28 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat May 18, 2013 1:01 am

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