"Men use love to get sex. Woman use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza"
"When a guy waits for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault. When a girl waits for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy"
"If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom"
"You know it's cold when you see gang members standing around with their pants pulled up"
"When a guy waits for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault. When a girl waits for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy"
"If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom"
"You know it's cold when you see gang members standing around with their pants pulled up"