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jastolze

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"Men use love to get sex. Woman use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza"

"When a guy waits for the perfect girl, it's Playboy's fault. When a girl waits for the perfect guy, it's Disney's fault"

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy"

"If you think seven years of bad luck are too much for breaking a mirror, try breaking a condom"

"You know it's cold when you see gang members standing around with their pants pulled up"

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"See you later masterbater"


"His whole life has been a fail just like his dad's condom"

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