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1Funny Quote(s) Empty Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:42 am

Dr.EdwardRichtofan

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"Some People Should Thank Their Lucky Stars That Everything I Wish For Does Not Come True."

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2Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:46 pm

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"Raping one is illegal, but raping 2 is called a three-way"

3Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:07 pm

ArKaZeen


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"Who needs quotes when you got beer?"

4Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:10 pm

ArKaZeen


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"I was making a joke you derps." -- Dreize.

5Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:59 pm

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"Dat" --Some guy on the net, not Dreize anyway.....



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6Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:01 pm

jastolze

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"It's not just a pig, it's a guinea pig" - I made that up in the fifth grade!

7Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:22 pm

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"We don't like the taste of alcohol, we like the effects of it"

reffering too Women+ tequila=drunk and horny

8Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:39 pm

RedDevil497

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"A guy named William joined the Army..He soon after quit when he heard the phrase 'Fire at Will'"

9Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:00 pm

ArKaZeen


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"A man walked into a bar... Or maybe a hospital. I think it was a firestation." --Customer Review for IOSMaps LOL

10Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:48 pm

RedDevil497

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"Police were called to a Daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest"

11Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:43 pm

ArKaZeen


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"816 Jamaicans thought "Dislike" was "Dis I like"..."

12Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:37 pm

Dr.EdwardRichtofan

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RedDevil497 wrote:"Police were called to a Daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest"
HAHA Ha HAHAHA Nice.
Thats why we missed you red.

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13Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:12 pm

Darkspines

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I have multiple quotes.
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby.
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West
" I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.
I got tons more just ask if you want more.

http://mlzk.forumotion.com

14Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:56 pm

ArKaZeen


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RACISM AHEAD:

"What do you call black people in the dark? Paranormal Blacktivity..."

"What's the difference between black mothers and benches? Benches can support a family."

"You see an asian fail? There seems to be a chink in the armor"

15Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Dec 01, 2012 3:53 pm

Dr.EdwardRichtofan

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Funny Quote(s) Kayak-pool-dive-fail

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Funny Quote(s) Puppy-tastes-lime

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16Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:08 pm

ArKaZeen


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Funny Quote(s) 5942875_460s

17Funny Quote(s) Empty Hmmm... Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:29 am

Dunker12345

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"Micheal Jackson walks into a bar. AOW!"

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"I textually transmitted a disease" ~ Unknown

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mofu23

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havent been here for a while and this is what you guys were doing.....y u no invite
"why did the women get hurt?......cause she got out of the kitchen"

20Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:58 am

Dr.EdwardRichtofan

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My Topic, My Dead topic revival. NO H8!
"Alchohol is not the Answer, it just makes you forget the Question."

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21Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:17 pm

ArKaZeen


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Funny Quote(s) Gamesfuture

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ArKaZeen


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Funny Quote(s) Fbpasswordtroll

23Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:51 pm

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"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand, shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction!

I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

24Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:00 am

ArKaZeen


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I was on another chatango and saw someone write some gibberish so I copied it over and pasted it in google translate and got:

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25Funny Quote(s) Empty Re: Funny Quote(s) Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:22 am

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Ash: Pikachu, I choose you!
Pikachu: Pika-JEW!!

"I might not have a library card but I'm checking you out :3"

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