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I'm Selling my Girlfriend on Ebay

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1 I'm Selling my Girlfriend on Ebay on Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:24 pm

jastolze

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So, I recently caught my GF with another man, and am a bit upset by it. I figured the only way for her to make it up to me was to let me sell her to the highest bidder. I started the bid and 1 cent, and it skyrocketed to just over 20,000 USD in just an hour. So if anyone wants dibs on her, here's the link: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cheap-Woman-for-sale/301160344131?pt=US_HOT_WOMAN&hash=item46166deef1

>>>>> Features <<<<<

- Will do anything for you for little to no cost
- Makes great sandwiches
- Her tubes are tied
- Enjoys long walks on the beach... nude
- Farts like crazy (For you, Friizy)

Questions or concerns? Email me at jasdoesnotgiveashit@hotmail.com or call 1-800-477-FART

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2 Re: I'm Selling my Girlfriend on Ebay on Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:33 pm

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3 Re: I'm Selling my Girlfriend on Ebay on Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:47 pm

xD Okay. Now I'm literally laughing my butt off!

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