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1 23 Years on Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:03 pm


Hey all, today's my 23rd Birthday, and I'd just like to let you know what you guys will get me for my Birthday:

- Podolski: Talk nerdy to me in your sexy British accent.

- Friizy: I want 7 guinea pigs. Each one will be a single color of the rainbow. No repeats.

- Senior Meatbox: Please don't show me your bush. Oh, and maybe wear a Pro-Gun T-Shirt to School tomorrow. It will please me.

- Scatterbox: Do your homework. I'm serious. Otherwise, you're grounded.

- Dr.EdwardRichtofan: Make me a sexy Haiku about why I'm the greatest thing that's ever happened.

- Blubs: I wanna hear you scream.

- Jukki: Source code to NZP and a picture of your sister. (For financial purposes only)

- Dr.Mabuse: Buy me some beer, so we can play COW while we're drunk.

- True: Give me back my virginity this instant!

- Captain Mappy: Still waiting for that Quake map of the inside of Playboy's Mansion.

- Oraki: Why you no visit me anymore? Is it because I'm fat? Do you still think I'm pretty?

- ArkaZeen: I actually got you something:  The more you know WinkeyWink

- Red Devil: I'm watching you go poo. Just thought I'd let you know. Tongue

- JavierMaki: Hacer 10 bebés conmigo.

- Soul: Come back to this site dammit.

- Lonely Piggy: Convert yourself to bacon so all of us can feast on your flesh.

If I missed anyone else, it's because you're not sexy enough to be on this list.

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2 Re: 23 Years on Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:30 pm


Hey congrats!!

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3 Re: 23 Years on Mon Aug 04, 2014 4:39 pm


Smart, Just like a Chap.
Smart, Just like a Chap.


I am technically the Best Admin.

"Fuck." - Pod, Wed June 3, 10:12:47pm, 2015

"I don't mean to seem like I
care about material things,
Like a Social status."

Like a Chap
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4 Re: 23 Years on Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:11 pm

My birthday was yesterday, i turned 16. went Zip Lining.

I like my Zombies Lively Undead.

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Intrests:Zombie Murdering, and Horror
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5 Re: 23 Years on Mon Aug 04, 2014 6:10 pm

Congrats bro, Im going for 21, actually Im 20 =)

btw.. 10 babies? Lol

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6 Re: 23 Years on Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:42 am


You will get your Guinea Pigs, don't worry.

7 Re: 23 Years on Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:11 am


@Douch_Dagger wrote:My birthday was yesterday, i turned 16. went Zip Lining.

Happy late birthday Tongue

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8 Re: 23 Years on Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:23 pm

true nightmare

@jastolze wrote:True: Give me back my virginity this instant!

No... End of.  Kool 

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