Pod the Mod Rap - See if you can beat me!

So, I saw that Pod finally discovered that the word Mod rhymes with his username. So, I'm opening up a thread to see who the best rapper is. The Only rule is that 'Pod the Mod' must be somewhere in the rap song.

Here's mine:

Pod the Mod lives in Cape Cod whom I applaud for having a 3 foot rod. My God, he's only 15 and is a Credit Card Fraud. Get 'em Geek Squad!

Not really a rap song, per se. You get the idea

Win.