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1 Best Funny Quotes w/ Author on Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:48 pm

jastolze

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--- "I didn't give you the finger. You earned it"  -  Benjamin Franklin

--- "Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you’ll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts" - Batman

--- "You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass" - Cap n' Crunch

--- "I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper" - Ronald McDonald

--- "A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone" - Samuel L Jackson

--- "Fart" - Dr.Mabuse

--- "You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your neck, she's probably slightly angry" - Homer Simpson

--- "How do people grow a boneless chicken?" - Podolski

--- "I don't understand why people pay therapists when I'll tell them what's wrong with them for free" - Mr.Hanky, the Christmas Poo

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2 Re: Best Funny Quotes w/ Author on Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:52 pm

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"There is something about this that makes me feel uneasy, which makes me feel horny" - My friend Oliver

"Isn't a black hole like a.... giant space toilet?" - Podolski

"You sir, are a Racist!" - Geoffrey Bloom, former UKIP MEP.

"Spin it round, up and down, stick it in her mouth. Pull it out, slap it about, cum on her head like a water spout!" - A Podolski Classic

"Economics is for pussies." - Alejandro Whyatt Miranda

"Vegetarians are Vegi-fags." - William Harland Hackenschmidt.

"Yeh. Most of these quotes are from some friends at school that none of you guys will know. Meh, I post em anyway just to fit in. Everyone loves Podolski." - Podolski


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"Fuck." - Pod, Wed June 3, 10:12:47pm, 2015

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3 Re: Best Funny Quotes w/ Author on Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:46 pm

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Cory in the House is the best anime of all times -mofu23


Nyesss!- Salamander Man



Gibe da pussi b0ss! -Pink Guy


Weeaboo trash - Filthy Frank


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4 Re: Best Funny Quotes w/ Author on Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:20 pm

Call16-Podolski

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Smart, Just like a Chap.
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"I went to con artist school to learn how to con people. They took all my money and didn't educate me at all. The bastards." - Podolski


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I am technically the Best Admin.

"Fuck." - Pod, Wed June 3, 10:12:47pm, 2015

"I don't mean to seem like I
care about material things,
Like a Social status."

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