A poem I wrote in english class...

Pick up your phone before I stab you with a knife
Because as of right now, I'm fucking your wife

I am calling you because I am here to say this
I am in your bathroom taking a piss

By the way, I took your car out for a ride
But as I backed up, I hit your dog and he died.

Man, I'm really sorry, but I got you a big surprise!
I went to the bar and hooked your wife up with some guys!

She told me to tell you that this marriage is through!
Oh, and she's taking the kids and the house, too!

I hate to say this, but you have been screwed - by me!
Do you remember, I'm that guy with a 10 inch wee wee.

And I sold your kids to some guy named Rick
It's a great way to buy a lot of crack, real quick!

Oh, snap this old lady in the picture... i know that Bitch
Ah, that's right! I ran her over! I thought she was a witch!

But come to find out all that crack had messed with my head.
Wait, really? That's ur mom? Oh well. Too bad, she's dead!

Oh really? Cause I won't remember her.
She was a bitch, always wearing that fur.

You had to realize, that I wanted all of this.
Cause you seemed like the one getting pissed.

Why won't you shut up, your making yourself look dumb.
Just pick up your bags leave and go live with your mum.

I knew you would come back, you could never stay away.
That's why I left my door open to let you have your day!

This seems more to me like a rap, Not a poem. o.o

RedDevil497 wrote:This seems more to me like a rap, Not a poem. o.o

"Epic Rap Battles Of History" :D

so sophisticated