What will Jastolze do?

A troll appeared.

Feed it?
-OR-
Kill it?

You chose to kill it.
Troll is dead.

Eat his corpse?
-OR-
Pee on it?

You chose to pee on it.
Troll successfully peed on.

As you went to zip up your pants, your penis got caught in the zipper.

Yank it out?
-OR-
Wait for your girlfriend to give you some assistance?

You chose to Yank it out.
By doing so, you ripped off half of your dick.

Game Over.

Play again?

Yes.
-OR-
No.

What if I'm wearing basketball shorts? :3

jastolze wrote:A troll appeared.

Feed it?
-OR-
Kill it?

You chose to kill it.
Troll is dead.

Eat his corpse?
-OR-
Pee on it?

You chose to pee on it.
Troll successfully peed on.

As you went to zip up your pants, your penis got caught in the zipper.

Yank it out?
-OR-
Wait for your girlfriend to give you some assistance?

You chose to Yank it out.
By doing so, you ripped off half of your dick.

Game Over.

Play again?

Yes.
-OR-
No.

U luv dat stufz

I got so bored I decided to make a program about this...

don't ask...

true nightmare wrote:I got so bored I decided to make a program about this...

don't ask...

LOL I have to try this. Looks fun!

Edit: Damn, the program quit on me... Maybe because I'm on safe mode. :/

I didn't bother doing the anti-crash code so if you don't enter a number when told it will automatically crash

You could make this as a batch program, but you waste all the other functions of Visual Basic to make this... sob...