--- "I didn't give you the finger. You earned it" - Benjamin Franklin
--- "Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you’ll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts" - Batman
--- "You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass" - Cap n' Crunch
--- "I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper" - Ronald McDonald
--- "A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone" - Samuel L Jackson
--- "Fart" - Dr.Mabuse
--- "You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your neck, she's probably slightly angry" - Homer Simpson
--- "How do people grow a boneless chicken?" - Podolski
--- "I don't understand why people pay therapists when I'll tell them what's wrong with them for free" - Mr.Hanky, the Christmas Poo
Add your own - Or don't. I don't care.
--- "Kids have so many food allergies these days. In 15 years you’ll be able to rob a bank with a bag of peanuts" - Batman
--- "You can test my patience all you want, but I’m never going to pass" - Cap n' Crunch
--- "I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I ever buy cheap toilet paper" - Ronald McDonald
--- "A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone" - Samuel L Jackson
--- "Fart" - Dr.Mabuse
--- "You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your neck, she's probably slightly angry" - Homer Simpson
--- "How do people grow a boneless chicken?" - Podolski
--- "I don't understand why people pay therapists when I'll tell them what's wrong with them for free" - Mr.Hanky, the Christmas Poo
Add your own - Or don't. I don't care.