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1 Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:42 am

"Some People Should Thank Their Lucky Stars That Everything I Wish For Does Not Come True."

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2 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 12:46 pm

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"Raping one is illegal, but raping 2 is called a three-way"

3 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:07 pm

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"Who needs quotes when you got beer?"

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4 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:10 pm

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"I was making a joke you derps." -- Dreize.

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5 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 1:59 pm

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"Dat" --Some guy on the net, not Dreize anyway.....



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6 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:01 pm

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"It's not just a pig, it's a guinea pig" - I made that up in the fifth grade!

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7 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:22 pm

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"We don't like the taste of alcohol, we like the effects of it"

reffering too Women+ tequila=drunk and horny

8 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:39 pm

"A guy named William joined the Army..He soon after quit when he heard the phrase 'Fire at Will'"


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"This band contains an inner energy and a spiritual awakening that’s kind of magical. And it’s so full of positive energy that I think that whoever comes to the shows or listens to the album and wants to become a part of it, it will happen to them. I think it’s going to be a sort of magical, organic thing that happens with anybody that is willing to have that kind of feeling in their life"-Tom Delogne
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9 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:00 pm

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"A man walked into a bar... Or maybe a hospital. I think it was a firestation." --Customer Review for IOSMaps LOL

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10 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 5:48 pm

"Police were called to a Daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest"


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"This band contains an inner energy and a spiritual awakening that’s kind of magical. And it’s so full of positive energy that I think that whoever comes to the shows or listens to the album and wants to become a part of it, it will happen to them. I think it’s going to be a sort of magical, organic thing that happens with anybody that is willing to have that kind of feeling in their life"-Tom Delogne
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11 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 6:43 pm

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"816 Jamaicans thought "Dislike" was "Dis I like"..."

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12 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Oct 14, 2012 7:37 pm

RedDevil497 wrote:"Police were called to a Daycare where a 3 year old was resisting a rest"
HAHA Ha HAHAHA Nice.
Thats why we missed you red.

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13 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Mon Oct 15, 2012 11:12 pm

I have multiple quotes.
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." - Bill Cosby.
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." - Jim Carrey
" Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West
" I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.
I got tons more just ask if you want more.

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14 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:56 pm

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RACISM AHEAD:

"What do you call black people in the dark? Paranormal Blacktivity..."

"What's the difference between black mothers and benches? Benches can support a family."

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16 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:08 pm

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17 Hmmm... on Sun Dec 02, 2012 5:29 am

"Micheal Jackson walks into a bar. AOW!"

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18 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:17 pm

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19 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Thu Dec 06, 2012 6:47 pm

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havent been here for a while and this is what you guys were doing.....y u no invite
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20 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:58 am

My Topic, My Dead topic revival. NO H8!
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21 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:17 pm

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22 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:25 pm

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23 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:51 pm

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"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand, shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction!

I am Hakumen. The end has come!"

24 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:00 am

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I was on another chatango and saw someone write some gibberish so I copied it over and pasted it in google translate and got:

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25 Re: Funny Quote(s) on Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:22 am

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Ash: Pikachu, I choose you!
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